I went to buy some Sudafed. Have to get it from behind the counter. They ask for my license.
Cashier: You’re not in our system.
Me: Yes, I am. You have my name wrong. It’s under ******.
Cashier: Oh, there you are. Your license doesn’t match our system. The number is the same, though.
Me: I know.
Cashier: That’s kind of dangerous, you know. You really need to go get your license changed.
Me: Did you SERIOUSLY just tell me I need to get my driver’s license changed because it doesn’t match your system?
Cashier: Yes, well, you can change it. We can’t change your name in our system.